School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybodydisagrees later on.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc...:A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Ever since i started to look for e answer..they have been leading me to more questions and eventually leading me to more answers and understanding..these past 1 months happenings in my life has been a real eye opener for me indeed..INSHAA'ALLAH i hope to strengthen my faith with days to come..Thanks to journalist Shaik Kadir for his inspiring books..helped me alot in understanding more. 
Watched the show today on my own..some how i feel..god's timing of giving me the opportunity to go for this film is just right..and it still amazes me how beautifully he have planned this out for me..
