Interesting..

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybodydisagrees later on.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc...:A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Some Thoughts..

Solving Rubik's Cube

It was one of my wish before Death, that is to solve the Rubik's cube.. i thought I'll never be able to..but all i need was some patience and perseverance. It took me a day to solve my first cube and 3days to master the technique. Best timing 3Mins!!! though still lousy compared to world record standard, i'm happy i manage to come this far considering that i only started 3 days back. Next is to slove the 4x4 cube followed by 5x5...

His perfect plan..

In my 21 years of life..never was i able to finish reading a whole book..today on the 15 of April i proudly declare that , YES!! i have made it..hahaha.. all thanks to Author JOSHUA HARRIS! - Inspiring stories from MEN and WOMEN.

Internet was down for weeks..PUB service cut off..no lights..NO fan..
Luckily, had savings to settle the outstanding.
Next time don't hide just tell me..I'm one of yours.

***Believing in HIM..HIS perfect plans for me..
No it's not too long, NO it wasn't to hurt me..
HE is constantly working on my story..
HE knows exactly What i need and deserve..
HE is perfect with his plans n timing..
All i need to do is to BELIEVE IN HIM and HIS plans for me..

2008 bollywood line-ups

ok the reason for not updating my blog is simple..it's because i have a very monotonous life right now..and there's nothing exciting to share about..it's work home work home..so it's better i don't make my blog a boring 1 like my life and me..
I decided to use this blog for updating information on my favourite pass time which is movies!!! 2008 has great line up of movies both in Hollywood and bollywood..today i'll talk about bollywood..

It's all about Yash Raj Films this year..

'Tashan'

coming this April scriptwriter of the mega blockbuster 'Dhoom' and 'Dhoom 2' is coming up with an other great flick 'Tashan'. With a strong star cast of Akshay Kumar, Saif Ali Khan, Kareena Kapoor and Anil Kapoor Tashan will make it a must watch experience.

On 27th June will arrive storyteller Kunal Kohli’s latest offering after the box office blockbusters 'Hum Tum' and 'Fanaa'. Starring Saif Ali Khan, Rani Mukerji, 4 kids with attitude and God and a unique storyline. Romance, comedy, drama, pathos, fantasy and more. Saif and RAni are coming together after TaRaRumPum..let's hope they will show the magic again..the movie is yet to be named..

'Roadside Romeo'

On 24th October will open a new chapter in Yash Raj Films’ expanding strides. That date will mark the release of the first full-length animated feature film co-produced by the Studio along with Walt Disney Pictures.'Roadside Romeo' spins the tale of a rich, cool, spoilt brat of a dog who is abandoned on the streets and now needs to fend with problems the likes of which he has never faced before. It features the voices of Saif Ali Khan, Kareena Kapoor and Jaaved Jaaferi.

'Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi'

Excitement among Indian audiences will be at a fever pitch on the 12th of December. For that is the date on which Aditya Chopra will be back as director for the first time in eight years.'Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi', starring Shah Rukh Khan, will remind audiences (if anyone has forgotten) of the magic touch that has made 'Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge' the longest running motion picture in Indian cinema history. While many of his stories and screenplays have been seen on screen in the last few years, including 'Veer-Zaara', which was helmed by his father Yash Chopra, the romantic confection of 'Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi' looks set to capture hearts across the globe all over again.

And for all those SALMAN fan's out there..
Salman has a riot of films releasing around mid-2008 with 'Hello', 'Heroes',
'God Tussi Great Ho'- Remake of "Bruce Almighty",
'Main Yuvraj' and 'Wanted Dead And Alive'. With so many Salman films in queue Salman fans can truly feast on their hero after mid-2008.
bollywood is rearing to go in 2008. So watch out for all this great films..